There are many things I love about winter; hot sex in front of a roaring fire, wearing nothing but stockings and suspenders under my fake fur coat and having a snowball fight - preferably with a sexy girl or guy, and sometimes the freedom of running around in a quiet woodland in the pouring without a stitch on, when everyone else is tucked up indoors. Unless you count the row of traffic stalling on the motorway alongside that is!

The downsides as I’m sure you’ll agree are the colds and sniifles, if you’ve been unlucky enough to come down with flu like myself.

I came down with it hard on Saturday and had a temperature you could melt through iceburgs with. I was also babbling a stream of nonsense, but my friends say that they didn’t notice a great deal of difference - cheeky buggers!

I’m feeling a bit better already but what I really need to lead me on the road to repair and recuperation is a sexy Doctor or Nurse to give me plenty of tlc and work their magic hands on me.

Perhaps they could wear sexy pvc costumes and bring me hot lemony drinks, treat me to aromatherapy sponge baths and special deep tissue massages.

“Doctor - I have an ache deep inside. Do you have a massaging implement you could treat me with. I feel faint Nursey, I think I need the kiss of life!”

Although it’s probably best if they wear those cute little surgical masks to be on the safe side! Mmmmm….

I’ve tried convincing one of my lovers that stroking my body all over will stimulate my immune system and also bouquets of flowers are great for flu I said- the heady bouquet not only releases “healing vapours” but stimulates your sex drive too…sometimes sending it into overdrive!

He kind of squeaked and disappeared through the door quickly. Was it something I said?

I’m sure I’ll be back on form in just a couple of days but if you have any good flu busting tips to share I’d love to hear them…sympathy is always good too

Have you ever heard the old adage - ‘an apple a day keeps the doctor away’? I mean what sort of bollocks advice is that? Eat apples then the Doc’s not to be found when you need his sexy ass the most!

So I’ve come up with a new one that is in it’s test development stage. “An orgasm a day keeps colds and flu at bay”

Obviously I’ll be testing this myself but will need a few volunteers to help. All you need to do when you feel a sniffle coming on is to get your other half to give you an orgasm everyday for a week, or vice versa if they are feeling under the weather. If this goes to plan by the end of the week you’ll be cold free, and if not at least you’ll be wearing a big smile on your face!

I also have a couple of girls in a placebo group who will be faking orgasms to ensure it’s a fair test.

I must head off now guys to further medical science and dedicate myself to it’s cause….to break new ground, and possibly a few dildo’s.

Be sure to let me know how you get on

Love & sniffles

Kaz

xxxx